Jesus Had A Big Ass Head! (at Jesus Museum)

Jesus Had A Big Ass Head! (at Jesus Museum)

Male Modeling Today. As Usual.
#GivingMyselfABonerWhilePostingThis (at Handsome-land)

Male Modeling Today. As Usual.
#GivingMyselfABonerWhilePostingThis (at Handsome-land)

Every Big Wig At Every Studio Right Now After Seeing My Likeness. #BamTBS

I Wanna Eat Three Squares Of Caviar A Day From Here On Out So Watch Tonight! Or Set Your DVR’s! Turn On TV’s In Random People’s Houses! #bambadass

I Wanna Eat Three Squares Of Caviar A Day From Here On Out So Watch Tonight! Or Set Your DVR’s! Turn On TV’s In Random People’s Houses! #bambadass

Thank God.

Thank God.

Another Big Thank You To @superdelphi @eltoro412 And #JuiceDesign For Hooking Up Another Incredible Board! You Guys Rip. I Love You On A Very Gay Level And Will Happily Provide You With A Personal And Extremely Awkward Shiatsu Session While Simultaneously Listening To The Magical Sounds Of #Enya For As Long As Any One Human Could Possibly Handle! Fuck Yeah #DonPendleton !

Another Big Thank You To @superdelphi @eltoro412 And #JuiceDesign For Hooking Up Another Incredible Board! You Guys Rip. I Love You On A Very Gay Level And Will Happily Provide You With A Personal And Extremely Awkward Shiatsu Session While Simultaneously Listening To The Magical Sounds Of #Enya For As Long As Any One Human Could Possibly Handle! Fuck Yeah #DonPendleton !

I Just Got Home After Ricocheting Around The Continental US And Found Some High Tech Audio Goodies On My Doorstep! Thank You To The Absolute Utmost @peteryoooooon And @beatsbydre For Hooking Me Up! It Is Greatly Appreciated! #BeatsByDre #BeatsStudio #BeatsPill i Am Now Going To Listen To My 1001 Wacky Flatuence Sound Effects Album In Absolute Class!

I Just Got Home After Ricocheting Around The Continental US And Found Some High Tech Audio Goodies On My Doorstep! Thank You To The Absolute Utmost @peteryoooooon And @beatsbydre For Hooking Me Up! It Is Greatly Appreciated! #BeatsByDre #BeatsStudio #BeatsPill i Am Now Going To Listen To My 1001 Wacky Flatuence Sound Effects Album In Absolute Class!

Go To TBS.Com And Watch An Early Online Premiere Of #BamsBadAss Game Show. My Lovely Facial Symmetry Is Featured Prominently On The Program.

Go To TBS.Com And Watch An Early Online Premiere Of #BamsBadAss Game Show. My Lovely Facial Symmetry Is Featured Prominently On The Program.

May I Borrow Your Lip Balm? #BeenInArizonaTooLong #NoFilter

May I Borrow Your Lip Balm? #BeenInArizonaTooLong #NoFilter

This Is Amazing! @Volcom @downsouthinhell @ everybody that rides and works for #Volcom

This Is Amazing! @Volcom @downsouthinhell @ everybody that rides and works for #Volcom